chris jackson asked me to send him my postings before putting them up in fear that i might post something inappropriate. at first i was offended, but after thinking about it for a while, i was still offended. i mean, what does that effeminate, pseudo-black, yellow-fevered douche barrel think i would say on his blog? i’ve never said anything that would offend anyone. i’m like the michael jordan of mother teresas. the only sin i’ve ever committed was grand larceny, and i don’t even think that is a sin to islamic people, which jackson probably is.
i’m a peaceful man. i only want to entertain those inferior to me. if i am being censored by a muslim, how can i beguile the infidels? unfortunately, this behavior is typical of too soon productions. they have their way with my words until they are no longer mine and i am left to shoulder the consequences. but not this time. i will no longer be the lonely slice of domino’s in the center of your circle jerk. i will stand outside of the circle and laugh at the focused fear in your eye. don’t finish last, my friend. and don’t censor charlie.
with that said, i would like to introduce myself. i am charlie. nice to meet you all.
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